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    Cookies Delta 9 THC Seltzer - Adios MF! - 12oz

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    Elevate your refreshment with Cookies Adios MF!, a crisp and delicious cannabis-infused beverage designed for a smooth, uplifting experience. Crafted with premium hemp-derived Delta‑9 THC, this seltzer provides a fast-acting and balanced buzz without the calories or sugar of traditional edibles.
    This product does not ship to AK, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, ID, IO, HI, LA, MA, MI, MN, NV, NY, ND, OR, RI, UT, VT, VA, WA.

    This post is intended as information and for general knowledge only. Use this product responsibly and in conjunction with state and federal laws. It is not recommended to drive or operate any machinery when using hemp-derived products. The user assumes all risks associated with using this product responsibly.

    🌟 Product Highlights

    • 10 mg Hemp-Derived Delta‑9 THC per can: Perfectly dosed for a mild to moderate euphoric effect.
    • Fast-Acting Formula: Effects felt within 15–30 minutes for a smoother onset compared to edibles.
    • Zero Sugar & Low-Calorie: Enjoy guilt-free refreshment without the extra additives.
    • Crisp, Refreshing Flavor: A bold, blue, and boozy blend reminiscent of the classic AMF cocktail.
    • Discreet & Convenient: A great alternative to alcohol for socializing, unwinding, or enhancing creativity.

    🍇 Flavor Profile: Blue Citrus AMF

    Inspired by the classic Adios MF cocktail, this seltzer delivers a bold, blue, and boozy blend of citrus flavors. It’s a refreshing and uplifting beverage that combines the best of both worlds—smooth THC effects and a delightful taste experience.

    ✅ Why Choose Cookies Seltzer?

    • Cookies brings the same trusted quality and formulation to its THC drinks, combining rich flavor, consistency, and compliance:
    • Crafted with real, natural ingredients — no sweeteners, zero artificial flavors.
    • Farm Bill compliant, containing < 0.3% Δ9‑THC and verified through third-party lab testing.
    • Available as a 4-pack of 12 oz cans, perfect for sharing or stocking.

    ⚠️ Usage & Compliance Notes

    • Ages 21+ only — not available in regions where Delta‑9 or THCA beverages are restricted.
    • Sip responsibly: start with one can, wait 30 minutes before consuming more.
    • Serve chilled and shake gently before opening to preserve carbonation and flavor distribution.

    🧾 Quick Facts

    • THC Dose: 10 mg hemp-derived Delta‑9 THC
    • Volume: 12 oz (355 ml) Sparkling Can
    • Sugar & Calories: Zero sugar, low-calorie
    • Flavor: Bold blue citrus AMF-inspired blend
    • Onset Time: ~15–30 minutes

    Bottom line:

    The Cookies Adios MF! THC Seltzer offers a refreshing fusion of bold citrus flavors and light effervescence — delivering a fast, clean cannabis experience in a stylish package. Perfect for those wanting flavor-forward, alcohol-free uplift.

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    Disclaimer: This information is provided for general knowledge only and is not a substitute for medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Use this product responsibly and only in accordance with all applicable state and federal laws. All smoking equipment is intended for use with tobacco or other legal smoking substances only. Hemp-derived and cannabinoid products should not be used if you are pregnant, nursing, have a medical condition, or are taking any medications without first consulting a qualified healthcare professional. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while using hemp-derived products. The user assumes all risks associated with the use of this product.